| Sounds: The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings If the sound you want isn't here\, e-mail me. Fry: The grumpy snail *Plays The Grumpy Snail on the holophoner, makes a mistake* Fry: Sorry! *Plays The Grumpy Snail on the holophoner, gets worse* Kid: It's too grumpy! Download (719 kb) *Holophoner Collection, including "The Grumpy Snail"* Download (809 kb) *Pre-Opera Song, being composed* Download (353 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 1 Who is this one eyed female baby Moses? With courage in her female baby smile. Orphans: A saviour from the stars, or something stranger still? Baby Leela: Or just a lonely, filthy, starving child. Download (658 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 2 Holo-Bender: Leela! Leela! Leela save him! Save Fry, save Fry! Godzilla, will devour him. As for me i must be off to have my doctor check this cough. *coughs* Goodbye. *Godzilla's Foot Stamps* Download (506 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 3 Holo-Fry: To win Leela's heart with the holophoner's art i need hands of transidental quickeness. Holo-Devil: Well i don't see any danger, in gambling with a stranger, for my head is of a most amazing thickness *Falls* *Audience Laughs* Holo-Devil: I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupider then you. I'm stupider then you in every way! Download (727 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 4 Robot Devil: I want my hands back! *Evil Laugh* Fry: Never! A deal's a deal even with a dirty dealer Robot Devil: Very well, then I’ll take what i want from Leela. Robot Devil: Leela has promised me her hand Leela: Fry, you do not understand! I should have revealed I’d been deafened by Bender. The shame, the shame. But i feared you'd stop writing this musical splendour, deception’s the curse of my whimsical gender. He gave me mechanical ears, effective though just a bit garish. In return without shedding a tear i agreed that I’d give him my hand... Robot Devil: In marriage. Leela: What? Robot Devil: You'd give me your hand, in marriage. Hermes: Is this really happening or just being staged? Professor: It can't be real. Amy: Not if Leela is engaged. Leela: That isn't what i meant, that isn't what i signed! Robot Devil: You should have checked the wording in the fine...print... Leela: I'll give you my hand... Leela & Devil: ...in marriage. Bender: The use of words expressing something other then their literal intention. Now that, is, irony. Robot Devil: I will marry her now and confine her to hell. How drole, how drole! Where Styx is a river and not just a band, though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned. Unless Fry, you surrender, my hands! Fry: Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon, the woman that i idolise, or the hands of an automaton. Without these hands i can't complete, the opera that was captivating her, but if i keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won't, want me dating her. *Audience Cheers* Nixon: Arrough! Zapp: Brave-o, N-Core Professor: I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving Zoidberg: I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing! Preacher Bot: By the power vested in me by the state of New New York! Fry: No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil, metal, dork! Robot Devil: *Evil Laugh Fry: *Cries* Download (4,161 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 5 *Fry tries to play the holophoner after he loses the Robot Devil's hands* Download (176 kb) Holophoner Opera, Act 6 *Fry plays the ending to Leela after the audience leaves* Download (485 kb) |
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